Corporate slave by day, hedonist by night

Hi, my name is Meg. And I'm an alcoholic. Ask me anything.  

ifyoufallhard:

I kissed you a year ago today. You, the one that changed it all; the one I’ll gladly change all the things for.

“I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor or naval uniforms. I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.” - Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters.

ifyoufallhard:

I kissed you a year ago today. You, the one that changed it all; the one I’ll gladly change all the things for.

“I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor or naval uniforms. I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.” - Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters.

— 1 month ago with 5 notes
#one year  #omg  #Not that you're interested in my life or what I have to say 
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